Breakfast Time

5:53 a.m.: "Mommy, is it time for breakfast?"
"No. Not yet. Go back to sleep, please."

5:56 a.m.: "Mommy, is it time for breakfast?"
"No. Not yet. Go play with toys in your room."

5:59 a.m.: "Mommy, can you please get the toys down?"
I go, get the toys down, and go back to bed.

6:10 a.m.: "Is it time for breakfast?"

Grumble, grumble. You get up. No, you get up.

We both get up. It is time for breakfast.

(This is every day. Don't talk to me if you sleep past 6:15 a.m. Ever.)